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Also, please see the Tidbits link for some shorter humerous sayings and stories.

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Four novice nuns were about to take their vows.

Dressed in their white gowns, they came into the chapel with the Mother Superior, and were about to undergo the ceremony to marry them to Jesus, making them "Brides of Christ."

Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns, and long beards came in and sat in the front row.

The Mother Superior said to them, "I am honoured that you would want to share this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?"

One of the Jews replied, "We're from the groom's family."

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The Monks

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot . . .

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...


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Funny Gay Commercial

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It's All Because "The Gays" Are Getting Married

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They worked at their jobs!

They shopped for groceries!

They even went to the movies!

They lived...


SEE...them do their laundry!

HEAR...them order from the local take-out!

FEEL...your spine tingle as they watch TV!

Rated PG (Please Get over it)

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Recall Notice - author unknown

Catholic Dictionary - author unknown

Time For 'Ex-Gay' Hordes To March On Washington - by Wayne Besen

Catholic Elementary School Test - author unknown

Do Gays Cause Hurricanes? - by Janis Walworth

A Wonderful Giggle - by Swami Beyondananda

Choosing To Be Straight - by Kyle Davidson (aka tokenstr8 in Chat)

Bush Wins Papal Vote - author unknown

Is It Genes Or Choice? - author unknown

Seniors - Personal Ads - author unknown

Ten Reasons Gay Marriages Are Wrong! - author unknown

Where Dogs and Cats Come From - A Lost Chapter in the Book of Genesis

Pastoral Candidates - author unknown

Is Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic? - author unknown

How the Grinch Stole Marriage - by Mary Ann Horton, Lisa and Bill Koontz
     (with apologies to Dr. Suess.)

Christmas/Hanukkah - A page for the season

Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife - author unknonwn

Valentine's Day, That Great State Holiday - by Bill Maher

In Defense of Biblical Marriage - by Cindy Scott

Advice from Dr. Laura Schlessinger - by James M. Kauffman, Ed.D

Questions for Heterosexuals - by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D.

That Great Lesbian Lifestyle - author unknown

Grand Unified Theory - of why there appears to be a void of single lesbians on
     a given night in any city I happen to be in - by Jackie Burrell

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"Comedy with an Edge" - These three websites will not appeal to everyone. It will depend entirely on your sense of humour.

Mrs Betty Bowers - "America's Best Christian"
    (very anti-Bush - will not appeal to everyone!)

God Hates Shrimp - Leviticus 11:9-12
    Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before
    the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay
    marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites.
    We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's
    and Red Lobster.

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